Here you can take that crappy version of your girlfriend (or boyfriends) apology letter and put it into the words of edgar allan poe or even God himself.
http://www.nightgarden.com/shannon.htm
The idea was taken from claude shannon (http://www.nyu.edu/pages/linguistics/courses/v610003/shan.html)
he is basically the founder of information technology and the digital communication that exists today.
It also translates into music which can be found here
http://www.musiccog.ohio-state.edu/Music829D/Notes/Infotheory.html
